OK, this is for all those self-righteous, flag-waving,

patriots. Which flags are correctly depicted and why, haven't you complained about the others?

Put your cursor on the pictures. What constitutes American flag abuse?

What about totebags? Or belt buckles? Patriotic car?

Religious crosses? Doggie bandana? Dolly? Dress?

Jesus, a flag? Patriot's parade car? In god we trust? Which god is that? A ring?

At Paul's Palace? An old woman's jacket? On suspenders? A tanktop? This bikini? Or this vest? This guy's shirt, better than the above girl's dress?

Or this vest? Or this religious pin? Perhaps an innocent toy?

What about, this bandana, OK? A concrete form that imprints on wet cement to be painted later? Perhaps a garage door screen?

Windsock? Or, regular sock? Hey Poncho?

Violin cases? Patriotic music? Or this throw?

This patriot's? Dufus guitar? Toby Keith Or is this where it belongs? Hey, gotta have one of these?

Or this dufus? Dufus? Kid Rock Dufus? He isn't known for being too bright.

How about the sleeve of a uniform, or one flying in front of an eatery, or on the tail of a F-14, or on Mt. Suribachi?

Which ones are OK to burn or spit on, to salute or carry in a parade, to sing about or put on a casket?

The uses, or abuses, are as infinite as they are commercial and crass.

You make the call.

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